Wild Pine High News: The CBS Talk

Jimmy Neutron: Good evening.I'm Jimmy Neutron.

Eddy: Hey ya'll,Eddy here ready for some more mother fuckn' news

Blossom: And I'm Blossom and I'll be talking to you wonderful readers live.

Eddy: Yo Jimmy,

Jimmy Neutron: Yeah,Eddy?

Eddy: Where the fuck are Moley,Bubbles and Buttercup?

Jimmy Neutron: Bubbles and Buttercup are no longer with us since that last conservation and unfortuneately due to the servere stomach pains from eating too much honey,Moley won't be able to make it into the studio...but luckily,we got not one but two subsitutes...please give out a very special warm welcome to Bart and Lisa Simpson.

Bart Simpson: WHAT UP,BITCHES!BART SIMPSON'S IN DA HOUSE,BOYEE!

Lisa Simpson: Bart,Seriously...Two of Blossom's sisters quit and Moley had a bellyache....get over it,you son of a bitch.

Jimmy Neutron: GOD DAMN IT,WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUBBLES AND BUTTERCUP QUIT!?ALL I BLURT OUT WAS THE STUPID MOTHER FUCKN' STOMACHACHE ILLNESS OF MOLEY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,SIMPSONS!

Bart Simpson: Hey,don't have a cow,Neutron....it's not your fault Moley got a mother fuckn' bellyache for nothing man.All that tunnel digger has to too in order to cure himself is to eat my shorts.

Jimmy Neutron: Bart....what the fuck did you say about Moley?

Bart Simpson: You heard me,Neutron...Moley needs to eat my shorts.

Jimmy Neutron: BART SIMPSON,YOU BASTARD,MOLEY'S NOT EATING YOUR SHORTS!HE'S A MOLE,YOU SON OF BITCH!

Bart Simpson: Oh yeah...I forgot about that.

Lisa Simpson: We have a very serious set of news tonight...have you guys heard of the CBS realility series "Big Brother"?

Blossom: Hell yeah...the series is based on the book "1984" by George Orwell...the same man who wrote the story of "Animal Farm".

Eddy: HEY OH!

Bart Simpson: SNOWBALL,YOU GOT SERVED,YOU MOTHER FUCKER!*laughs*Cool man.

Lisa Simpson: We have not one but two villians from season 19 of "Big Brother"...Millitary Cody and his girlfriend Jessica are nothing but douchebags who won't leave Josh alone.

Eddy: THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS!

Bart Simpson: THEY CAN'T DO THAT! JOSH DOESN'T DESERVE THAT!

Blossom: THE ONLY MOTHER FUCKERS WHO DESERVED IT ARE CODY AND JESSICA AKA JODY!

Jimmy Neutron: LET'S KICK THIER ASSES AT THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE AND GIVE JOSH A HAPPY HUG OF JUSTICE!Bart,do you have anything to say to Cody and Jessica?

Bart Simpson: BB19's Cody and Jessica,I have only three words to say to the both of you....EAT MY SHORTS!

*Jimmy Neutron,Eddy,Blossom,Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson blurts out laughing out loud and stops*

Jimmy Neutron: I would like to thank Bart and Lisa Simpson for joining us today.Moley,if you're watching this...get well soon and I'll see you back at the studio next week.But however...since Bubbles and Buttercup just quit,I would like to hire the Simpson siblings for the entire....

Lisa Simpson: Actually,it's just Bart you're hiring,Jimmy Neutron.I'm out.*gets off her chair and walks out of the studio*

Jimmy Neutron:.....blog...well,I guess you're hired,Bart.Well,that's our show for the night,thanks for watching...if you'll excuse me,I'm gonna have to go straight to Ratty's house to have a little chat with Ratty about Moley's stomachache illness.Gotta Blast.

Wild Pine High News:The MTV Talk

Jimmy Neutron: Good evening,I'm Jimmy Neutron and welcome to this very special Wild Pine High Blog and our very own "Wild Pine High News".Today's topic is the talk of everybody's favorite channel...the MTV channel.

Eddy: MTV is known for its animation and/or its realility TV series such are "The Real World" and "The Challenge".

Blossom: Don't forget "Parental Control"...

Bubbles: And even "Are You The One?"

Moley:*giggles* Don't forget "16 and Pregnant".

Buttercup: Come on,guys,we would never forget "Laguna Blue" haven't we?

Jimmy Neutron: Those shows are the best...but,the worst show we're only focused on is the newest realility series on MTV entitled "Stranded With a Million Dollars".

Eddy,Moley and the Powerpuff Girls:*widens their eyes in shock*"STRANDED WITH A MILLION DOLLARS"!?

Jimmy Neutron: That's right,that show is technically "Stranded With a Million Dollars".

Eddy: THAT'S BULLSHIT! HOW IN THE HELL DID MTV COME UP WITH THAT PIECE OF BULL SHIT ANYWAY!?

Jimmy Neutron: One of the producers came up with that idea,Eddy.

Bubbles: THAT SHOW COPIED "SURVIVOR"!

Blossom: And even worse....THEY COPIED "NAKED AND AFRAID" AS WELL!

Buttercup: That show is a complete rip-off comparing to the shows MTV did in the past.

Moley: Well...I have a little something to say to Cody....

Bubbles: Who's Cody?

Buttercup: The villian from "Stranded With a Million Dollars"...

Bubbles: Oh yeah...

Moley: Cody.....WHAT THE FUCK,CODY!? YOU HAVE FUCKED UP PRETTY BAD THAT YOU'VE DONE SOME VARIOUS BAD THINGS! YOUR EVIL PLOT WILL BE REVEALED BY THE PUBLIC AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL BREAK UP WITH YOU FOR CHEATING ON HER!You bad people disgused me.....FUCK YOU,CODY FROM "STRANDED WITH A MILLON DOLLARS"! GO TO HELL!

Eddy:*laughs*Whooooaaaa....Moley,you are sooooo pissed right now.

Moley: I know....*sighs*That aught'a do it...

Jimmy Neutron: Well,that's all the time we have for today and Happy April Fool's Day from the main crew of "Wild Pine High".Gotta Blast.

Red Sanctum Part 1 Moley

This is the Red Sanctum....it's a parody to Roxy Grant's very own Genius Sanctum...but,the whole hallway including the doors and lockers were all red...and so have the uniforms worn by the students of the Red Sanctum here at Wild Pine High.But are gonna be devided into seven parts.

Let's take little Moley for example,he was the only character from the Disney version of "The Wind in the Willows" to ever become a student of the Red Sanctum.He is such a cutie pie.I can still draw him in my style.He can be seen with Mr.Toad and the others while sitting on the floor.He can also be seen with Jimmy Neutron,Eddy,Amethyst and Jake the Dog on any of their adventures.

In the next part,I'll be introducing you to Jimmy Neutron,the boy genius...so,stay tuned.